|"You Are Just Deliberately Trying To Make Us Lose!"|
|Episode Number||5/13 (040)|
|First Broadcast||June 26, 2003|
|Viewership (in millions)||7.90|
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You Are Just Deliberately Trying To Make Us Lose! is the fifth episode of The Amazing Race 4.
The order of departure from the Chateau des Alpilles are as follows:
Teams must navigate the canals of Amsterdam find the next route marker at the Scheepvaart Museum.
The Fast Forward instructions were given to them after finding their clue at the Scheepvaart Museum.
Teams must head to the Molen van Sloten windmill and ride it for 10 revolutions. Once they've completed all 10, they can claim the Fast Forward. Millie & Chuck won the Fast Forward.
Choice A: 500 Kilograms
Teams must make their way to Alkmaar's cheese market, and dress up in Dutch outfits and traditional wooden clogs. They then have to use a stretcher to carry heavy wheels of cheese across the market to a scale. Once they've collected enough cheese to weigh exactly 500 kg, they would get their next clue.
Choice B: 15 Feet
Teams must make their way to Klein Farm, where they would don protective outfits. They then have to search through a 15 ft high pile of cow manure that would be processed into fertilizer. They will have to search the pile for their next clue.
Teams must drive to Monnickendam and find their clue at the Smoker Statue.
The team member assigned to perform this Roadblock will get on a marked boat and using only their hands, catch 25 eels and put them in a marked container. Once all of the eels have been collected, the fisherman would give them their next clue.
The Roadblock performers per team are underlined:
First Place • Eliminated • Last placer in Non-Elimination Leg • Saved from elimination by the Salvage Pass or The Save • Season winner • Season 2nd place • Season 3rd place • ► Used the Fast Forward
- This leg marks the first time the Amazing Race has visits the country of the Netherlands.
- This episode's title was said by Jaree.