|"Right Now I Don't Care If He Pees in His Pants"|
|Episode Number||5/10 (029)|
|First Broadcast|| August 25, 2014 (Australia)|
September 2, 2014 (New Zealand)
|Previous||"We Have A Lot of Experience with Poo"|
|Next||"I'm Not Going to Come Last, I'm Just Going to Die on The Amazing Race"|
Right Now I Don't Care If He Pees in His Pants is the fifth episode of The Amazing Race: Australia v New Zealand.
First Place • Eliminated • Last placer in Non-Elimination Leg • Saved from elimination by the Salvage Pass or The Save • Season winner • Season 2nd place • Season 3rd place • ► Used the Fast Forward• ϵ Used the Express Pass
- This episode marks the first time The Amazing Race Australia visits the country of Russia.