|"Right Now I Don't Care If He Pees in His Pants"|
|Season:||The Amazing Race: Australia v New Zealand|
|Episode No.:||5/10 (029)|
|First Broadcast:|| August 25, 2014 (Australia)|
September 2, 2014 (New Zealand)
|Previous:||"We Have a Lot of Experience with Poo"|
|Next:||"I'm Not Going to Come Last, I'm Just Going to Die on The Amazing Race"|
Right Now I Don't Care If He Pees in His Pants is the fifth episode of The Amazing Race: Australia v New Zealand.
First Place • Eliminated • Last placer on a Non-Elimination Leg • Season winner • Season 2nd place • Season 3rd place • ► Used the Fast Forward • ϵ Used the Express Pass• ► Used the Express Pass• ⊂ Used the U-Turn • ⊃ Recipient of the U-Turn
- This episode marks the first time The Amazing Race Australia visits the country of Russia.