"I Never Looked So Foolish in My Whole Entire Life"
Parent Child Kangaroos Display
Ron & Christina and Gary & Mallory looking for the Route Marker while wearing Kangaroo suits.
Version United States
Season Season 18
Episode Number 2/11 (205)
First Broadcast February 27, 2011
Episode Chronology
Previous "Head Down and Hold On"
Next "We Had a Lot of Evil Spirits Apparently"

I Never Looked So Foolish in My Whole Entire Life is the second episode of The Amazing Race: Unfinished Business.


Route Markers

The order of departure from Shelly Beach are as follows:

  1. Gary & Mallory
  2. Amanda & Kris
  3. Kisha & Jen
  4. Zev & Justin
  5. Flight Time & Big Easy
  6. Jaime & Cara
  7. Margie & Luke
  8. Ron & Christina
  9. Mel & Mike
  10. Kent & Vyxsin
  11. Jet & Cord

Since the previous leg was a no-rest leg, teams immediately departed from the Pit Stop to continue racing.

Teams must search for the To Sail To Stop Sculpture near Sydney Town Hall, to sign up for one of two chartered flights to Broken Hill. Six teams will be on the first flight at 6:00 am and five teams will be on the second flight at 6:30 am. Upon arrival in Broken Hill, teams will find cars containing their next clue.

Teams must drive themselves to the Living Desert Reserve to find their next clue.

Choice A: Spirit World
Teams would have to make a traditional Australian Aboriginal stone mosaic based on a model, and then perform a dance that is traditionally done to honor ancestors on top of the mosaic to receive their clue from an Aboriginal elder.

All of the teams chose this task.

Choice B: Natural World
Teams would have to make traditional Australian Aboriginal paintings by spraying a mix of water and a clay-like pigment out of their mouths to make four specific silhouette images on a piece of slate, an outline of each of their hands and stencils of a lizard and a kangaroo, to receive their clue from an Aboriginal elder.

None of the teams chose this task.

At the Living Desert Reserve, Amanda & Kris found their penalty from the starting line task, the Automatic U-Turn.

Since Amanda & Kris completed the Spirit World Detour, they would be forced to backtrack and complete the Natural World Detour before continuing.

Teams must drive themselves to the home of the Magpies, Central Football Club, to find their next clue.

Teams must dress up as kangaroos complete with Kangaroo Jump shoes and are given a periodic table with the symbols Hg and Bi highlighted. They were left to figure out that these are the symbols for mercury and bismuth and that those elements were also names of two streets in town that meet at an intersection where their next clue is located.

Teams, with their kangaroo suits on, must drive themselves to Junction Mine to check in.

For coming in first place, Zev & Justin won a trip for two to Cancun, Mexico, provided by Travelocity.


     First Place •      Eliminated     Last placer in Non-Elimination Leg     Saved from elimination by the Salvage Pass or The Save     Season winner •      Season 2nd place •      Season 3rd place • Used the Fast Forwardϵ Used the Express Pass User of the first Double U-Turn slot • Recipient of the first Double U-Turn slot • User of the second Double U-Turn slot • Recipient of the second Double U-Turn slot• Was penalized with an automatic U-Turn
 1st place 
Zev & Justin
Best Friends
 2nd place 
Flight Time & Big Easy
Harlem Globetrotters
 3rd place 
Jet & Cord
 4th place 
Kisha & Jen
 5th place 
Margie & Luke
 6th place 
Mel & Mike
 7th place 
Kent & Vyxsin
Dating Goths
 8th place 
Jaime & Cara
Former NFL Cheerleaders
 9th place 
Gary & Mallory
 10th place 
Ron & Christina
Amanda & Kris


  • This episode's title is said by Kisha, referring to the kangaroo costume.


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